A funny joke from my mummy... ^.^

A doctor had an affair with his secretary and got her pregnant. Worried that his wife might find out, he told his secretary to go to Italy until the baby was born and he would make arrangements to get a divorce when she returned. "How will I let you know how things go?" she asked. He told her to send an unsigned postcard from Italy with the word "Spaghetti" written on the card. Six months later, the card duly arrived at his home whereupon the Doctor had a heart attack and was taken into Intensive Care. When his wife was asked what could have caused the attack she said "I don,t know but he got this postcard from Italy which read Spaghetti, spaghetti, spaghetti, two with sausage and meatballs and one without."